Here are some things I learned as the show started, and some questions that were raised.
1. The goal is to stay on the bull for 8 seconds. I did not know this. It’s hard. It took maybe 15 guys before one hit the 8 second mark.
2. It is hard to watch and also impossible to look away. There were maybe 40 riders and not one of them landed without being in immediate peril.
3. As soon as a bull dumps a rider, they pretty instantly head right back to the gate and disappear. A handful took careening tours around the Garden floor, and the crowd goes nuts. One or two went straight after a rider or the rodeo hands, also a move the crowd loved. And one or two needed intervention from a cowboy atop a giant horse who is standing by to lasso the most aggressive bulls. These moments were even more exciting than any successful 8 second bull rides.
4. There was a system of scoring that was incomprehensible. There were also a handful of “fouls” called on the bulls — which, LOL.
5. So wait — why do they wear these fringe pants? I’m not saying I don’t like them, but, just, why?
6. The rodeo hands were wearing gear that said “Protected by US Border Patrol”, and a related logo showed up on the screen and in the stands. I have to know: is this unauthorized use of the border patrol name? Is it sincere? Satirical? At one point, the announcer explained that the cowboy on the horse was part of US border patrol, but I can’t imagine that any federal agencies have agreed to be part of this event in any way. There were several references to border patrol in a MAGA / Capitol rioter way, but also the reality that bull riding culture draws deeply on traditions of the American West along with Spanish, Central and South American cultures. Brazil was the second most-represented country of bull riders. It was baffling to see repeated references to border patrol alongside competitors admired from places we are evidently working hard to keep out. So many questions.
7. The economics of all of this are mind-boggling. There were maybe 40 bull riders. A team of workers spent days carting dirt into the Garden. There are actual bulls, dozens of them, inside the biggest city in the US. Are ticket sales and event sponsorships enough to pay for all of this? So many more questions.
8. I immediately wanted more data. How dangerous is this? How often does someone die? What exactly are they doing to the bulls before they get released into the arena? Stephen thinks it’s more dangerous to be thrown off a bull. I think it’s more dangerous to get caught underneath a bull. We have no way to resolve this difference of opinion.